i really just want to look like a professor traveling by train across europe in the 30′s
Witches in modern situations: cool and cute
Wizards in modern situations: the funniest shit I have ever seen
Thats because the witches you’re using as an example are young and cute and you’re a coward for leaving out disgusting hags from the modern age
That’s not sexy in anyway. Stop.
This isn’t about being sexy mother fucker
This is about BEING PRO AS FUCK LOOK AT THAT WINGÉD CHAIR HELL OF SHIT
Literally this is what HP wizards are supposed to look like when they go out in the muggle world WE WERE ROBBED
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
You doin okay OP?
alright everyone else can go home because Billy Porter is NOT messing around
feel like disappearing into the woods and becoming local moss woman, befriending ancient chaotic entities and discovering secrets the trees aren’t quite ready to let go of.
The suitors when Penelope says she’s still not finished Odysseus’ funeral shroud even though she’s been working on it for three years straight
some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”
That was the wardrobe from Beauty and the Beast
hey syd-the-avenger, this post has over 50 thousand notes. people have added on that the woman on the street below was brendon urie, christine daae, kristin chenoweth, roger taylor, starkid, “literally me”, and “literally you”. and this is the only valid addition.
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